Suicide or Suicide?

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Submitted ByCelanba
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There once was a man who had been in a depressed state for months. His dog that he'd had since childhood ran away, his fiancé ran off the day before their wedding with a woman, he was working a job that was totally unfulfilling, and his house was robbed and his most valuable possesions were plundered.

One day, he decided to just end his meaningless existence. He wished to kill himself in the most painful way he could think of. That night, he drove to the zoo, which was closed at that time. The guy simply climbed over the gate at the entrance, unknowingly alerting the half-drunk security officer who was sitting in the ticket window. The man walked over and found the pit where the vicious lions resided. He stood on the edge of the pit and prepared to jump. Before he could, the security officer from before arrived with back-up.

He raised his gun and shouted, "Stop, or we'll shoot!!"

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Posted by coldfire Mar 19, 2006

if u take out the extra information and change the hippo with lion, it wud be much funnier

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Posted by zakp Mar 24, 2006

hippos are cool coldfire so shut up!!!!!

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 01, 2006

yeah coldfire that's my sis's joke you know

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Posted by Celanba Apr 17, 2006

Who are you talking to schatzy? I don't understand you!!!

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Posted by zakp Apr 18, 2006

Who the heck changed the hippos!?

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Posted by Celanba Apr 21, 2006

Oh I changed it at first, should I change it back?

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Posted by zakp Apr 28, 2006


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Posted by Celanba May 14, 2006

Sorry, I tried but I can't change it back.

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Posted by Jokester Jun 17, 2008

u can only change it once

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