If Men Got Pregnant

Joke ID#10784
Funny (2.72)
Rating (1.43)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By boodler
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1. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.

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Posted by coolhndsme Mar 17, 2006

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

So true!

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Posted by mellew Jul 13, 2006

And what really surprises me is that a man wrote these. So Hubluza- you can't say anything!

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