Net is Slow


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Joke ID#10735
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Submitted Byenderofgames
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Oh, the network outside is frightful,
But on campus, it's so delightful,
Our packets have nowhere to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
Bandwidth is turned way down low,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

When we finally connect to a site,
It's time to go back to the dorm;
But if I could stay here all night,
I could submit their Web form.

The network is slowly dying,
And, I fear, we're still denying,
But as long as Sprint is the way to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.




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Posted by kikadez Mar 16, 2006

funny!!

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Posted by schatzy228 Mar 17, 2006

HILARIOUS!

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 18, 2006

Oops... I forgot to put this: You can sing this to Walking in a Winter Wonderland.

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 18, 2006

God I feel stupid. Let it Snow, not Walking in a Winter Wonderland.

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 24, 2006

so true

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Posted by hubluza Jun 21, 2006

especially dial up

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