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Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."




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Posted by fauck Mar 25, 2006

what does this mean?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by lyris Apr 29, 2006

He has to build her a new house, I think

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Posted by fauck Apr 30, 2006

where did you get that from??

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Posted by zakp May 08, 2006

That was stuipd

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Posted by Eins May 11, 2006

have any of you hit puberty yet? That wasn't hard to get guys. Come on.

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Posted by fauck May 12, 2006

who cares about age. i am just about 18. if you want to explain, then do so, but don't be mean.

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