Poor, Defenseless Creature

Joke ID#10642
Funny (2.3)
Rating (0.6)
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By schatzy228
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy, with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

"Now listen here," the policeman said. "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to you"

"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it on the forehead and let it go"

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Posted by taran083 Mar 08, 2006

Watch him get bit, Right on the lip ^_^

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Posted by celanba Mar 13, 2006

nice, too bad it's a dupe

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 17, 2006

i like it

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