What's That Smell!

Joke ID#10604
Funny (2.79)
Rating (0.92)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By schatzy228
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A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom, on the edge of the bathtub, saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet, and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out, sooner or later, that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?"

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed, saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife, so he walks into the bedroom, walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make."

And she says, "So have I, love."

To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 21, 2006

Right, and you're supposed to be a good joke wrighter? Your, may I emphasize, ONLY joke isn't good, it's not even an insult. It took you thirty seconds to read that? That's kinda slow for a person who thinks he's smart.

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Posted by Battery Jul 01, 2006

Yeah. Its quite funny

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Posted by snakeyboy Sep 27, 2009

mastachief you are really a jerk to everyone on wocka considering this is one of the few places on the internet where people mostly get along. I mean, I only found your jokes because I read that comment with you being a jerk to enderofgames who has written huge numbers of very good jokes, and seriously, your jokes are kind of desperate and infantile. It seems like you are superficially trying to express yourself in a way that will make yourself seem like other people.

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