Questions of the Universe


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Joke ID#10594
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?




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Posted by frenchi Mar 07, 2006

42 Sorry, big hitchhikers guide geek here. I love the joke though, it's really funny.

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