Geography Lesson


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Joke ID#10549
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAndYourPointIs
Corrected By boodler
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Women
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past, but alas, no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a woman really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Men
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.




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Posted by faraaz Apr 01, 2006

heard this one before

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Posted by Jokester Oct 03, 2008

that's just mean and insulting.

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Posted by BlackRose Jan 07, 2009

mean and insulting to who...???? i have a brother who read this and though it was funny and didnt find it offensive and then im a girl and i didnt to find it offensive its a joke dnt take it so serez dude

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Posted by snakeyboy Sep 27, 2009

it makes sense sadly. its incredibly difficult for guys. we have, um very strong desires.

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Posted by snakeyboy Sep 27, 2009

it makes sense sadly. its incredibly difficult for guys. we have, um very strong desires.

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