One Liners (3)

Joke ID#10501
Funny (2.26)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Bysalem33466
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Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.

Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.

Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine.

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

Enh...they were ok.

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