One Liners

Joke ID#10498
Funny (2.28)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By enderofgames
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If we quit voting, will they all go away?

It's been lovely but I have to scream now

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on disk somewhere

Boldly going nowhere

Don't be sexist -- broads hate that

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

I like these!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by soccer_gurl Mar 19, 2006

These are hilarious! :

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