Dear Mom,

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It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you.

I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for her as she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

And I love her 1700cc Harley Davidson also. We make weekly trips to her parole office on it and it rides beautifully. Both of us look very cute when we go tearing down the freeway at 120 mph..

Don't worry mom, I'm 16 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving son, Bobby

Mom, none of this is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card...that's in my desk centre drawer.

Call when it's safe for me to come home.

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Posted by cola_Vixen Mar 01, 2006

That was hilarious. I should do that to my mom...I would have to change it a little first. hehe.

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Posted by Battery Jul 18, 2006

I know this is a dupe, but i cant find the other

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 28, 2006


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