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Test for Dementia


"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so.. Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it," The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.


OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin.

WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!


1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?????

If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.




4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?




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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?





Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!




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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 23, 2006

i did good til the last one

Comment score: 1  

Posted by cola_Vixen Feb 28, 2006

Oh my gosh this was the funniest thing I have read in a while. I kept going even after I missed...the first one. I loved this joke. A+ hehe

Comment score: 4  

Posted by schatzy228 Feb 28, 2006

C'mon people,,,even if you failed the test, you have to admit it is very funny, and deserves a much higher rating!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 18, 2006

Strange... I don't recall my name being "Oh, for crying out loud"... Here's another one: Say joke five times fast. Spell joke. What is the white part of an egg?

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 26, 2006

to the favs!

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 26, 2006

to the favs!

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Posted by Eins May 18, 2006

I f;d up on #3 =(

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Posted by Battery Jun 13, 2006

Yay! i got them all right

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 30, 2006

Yay, got them all!

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Posted by lolgirl Jan 05, 2008

Too cute! i definitely agree with sandwoman!

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Posted by Alexeagle Feb 17, 2008

i lost it on #4

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Posted by skoolkid Mar 07, 2008

Reminds me of those trick questions on Braingle...

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Posted by lolgirl Nov 19, 2008

does anybody know how to delete an old joke? Please send me a message if u do.

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Posted by HubluzaFinal May 10, 2010

1-Pop tarts.... 2-Uhh....beer? 3-Weed 4-Wherever they die. They need to die first. . . 5-Nicholas, Marely, and Jonas. "You" is plural, eh?

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Posted by Muscat9 Jun 08, 2013

You sure this is a joke?

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