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Joke ID#10370
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Submitted Bybballrox55
Corrected By schatzy228
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There Is an old lady who lives in a 14 story hotel. She lives on the 14th floor. Every morning, she goes down into the lobby, gets cereal and goes on a walk. On mornings when it is raining, she uses the elevator all of the way up to get to her room after she goes on her walk. On mornings when it is not raining after she's eaten, she only goes to floor 7 and then uses the stairs to walk the rest of the way up.

Why?



Because she is a midget. On mornings when it is raining, she has her umbrella to go on the walk so she can use the umbrella to touch the top button in the elevator. When it isnt raining, she doesn't have her umbrella and she can only reach the button for floor 7.




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Posted by yourwrstnitemare Feb 19, 2006

u copied my joke!

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Posted by keenanroxxx Feb 20, 2006

what are u talking about she copied ur joke! shes my sister and i told her that joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bballrox55 Feb 20, 2006

i didn't copy ur joke! U copied mine!

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Posted by idiot_genius May 24, 2006

That's not even a joke!!! its a riddle!

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 19, 2006

Good joke. Kind of a riddle though. It was funny but my mom told me the joke a couple of years ago.

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 19, 2006

Good joke. Kind of a riddle though. It was funny but my mom told me the joke a couple of years ago.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hottie101 Mar 11, 2007

hhahaha i dont care its a great riddle or joke!! Good job you rock at jokes!

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