Money Can't Buy You Everything

Joke ID#10362
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Submitted ByComfyAndJoy
Corrected By schatzy228
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It can buy a bed - but not sleep

It can buy a clock - but not time

It can buy you a book - but not knowledge

It can buy you a position - but not respect

It can buy you medicine - but not health

It can buy you blood - but not life

So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.......

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!!

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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 20, 2006

good one

Comment score: 3  

Posted by glittagrrl Mar 21, 2006

I will suffer just for members of Wocka, just send it to me in hard cash please!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by coolhndsme Mar 21, 2006

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Posted by dulinski102 Mar 21, 2006

i almost fell for it!!!! good one!

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Posted by am_dummsten Mar 21, 2006

What's your address?

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 06, 2006

adress? Someone, some #s someplace some state, some zip

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Posted by animaru2413 Apr 04, 2007

that is the greatest joke i have ever heard, thanks for submitting it!

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