Idiots


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Joke ID#10291
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Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By Fathead
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IDIOTS IN SERVICE
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages by email (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).

IDIOTS AT WORK
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck
would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun." We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system I would not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?




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Posted by 2sandwoman Feb 18, 2006

yeah, i feel better all ready. that gave me a laugh. thanks.

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Posted by yourwrstnitemare Feb 18, 2006

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Posted by cats_or_dogs Jun 08, 2006

GOOD JOB!! i laughed so hard my mouth actually hurts. keep writing!!

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

I love jokes like that! The people are SO STUPID!!

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

that was great

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

that was great

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Posted by ForestXela Aug 21, 2006

THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY

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Posted by cheer492 Mar 04, 2007

i love it!!!

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Posted by wizkid Apr 17, 2007

The sad thing is there are actually people like that.

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Posted by RustyDQ Jul 25, 2007

Yep, idiocy springs eternal!

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Posted by BBKatsu Dec 23, 2007

Last one and the deer one's the best.

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Posted by mashfreak4077 May 24, 2008

Terrific. It actually relates to some things that people I know have done. Which is always a plus. Fantastico!

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