Joke ID#10240
Funny (2.84)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByPhaedorna
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

Finally the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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Posted by taran083 Feb 16, 2006

I like that. that was good. I gave it a rare

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Posted by honey_11 Apr 18, 2006

i like it goin to my faves

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Posted by timmycool May 23, 2006

pretty good.

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