You Know You are From California If...

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Submitted Bycartwheelmac
Corrected By boodler
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So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $400,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

14 It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY! Is pot illegal?

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

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Posted by hubluza Feb 12, 2006


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Posted by keenanroxxx Feb 20, 2006

im from cali and all of that is true!!!!! GO CALI

Comment score: 4  

Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 09, 2006

im going to Cali in june,*writes joke down*

Comment score: 3  

Posted by girliepie Jun 04, 2006

yes, pot is illegal. unless it's medical...DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Pink May 17, 2007

It was a joke, they know that pot is illegal. They're just saying that it is so common it seems legal. Get a sense of humour!

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