Signs With a Sense of Humor


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Joke ID#10160
Funny (3.13)
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CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By enderofgames
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Signs in our world...

Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN.
GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It's shorter than you think.
LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.

CAUTION: This machine has no brain. Use your own.

St. Cyril of Alexandria Catholic Church
Staying in bed shouting, Oh, God! does not constitute going to church. Diocese of Galveston-Houston.

Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning Service. 020 8797 2690

Note to NiteLink Passengers. Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.

Attention Dog Guardians: Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs: Grrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.

Mr. Toskana has had an expensive divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!!

PLEASE Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.




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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 12, 2006

The cockroaches are getting cancer!!! That's hilarious!!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by smart_one7595 Feb 12, 2006

poor cockroachs----been one of the longest living animals without becoming endangered and now their going to be wiped out by cancer----oh well

Comment score: 6  

Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

LOL...hahaha!

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 09, 2006

haha!

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 24, 2006

hehehehahahah

Comment score: 1  

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