Mmmm, Tasty


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Joke ID#10151
Funny (2.95)
Rating (0.68)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By Fathead
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A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating it raw. A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the hiker for killing an endangered species. In court the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.

"Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty," says the judge. "But I have to ask—what did the eagle taste like?"

"Well, your honor," the hiker says, "it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl."




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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 08, 2006

POOR VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE

Comment score: 5  

Posted by fauck Feb 09, 2006

I don't understand this one either? Can someone explain this too?

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Posted by phynyxs Feb 09, 2006

The man is in court for eating an endangered animal. When asked what that animal tastes like, he lists off two other animals that are endangered species also.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by honey_11 Mar 15, 2006

lol ew...but funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Apr 03, 2006

very fumnny

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