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Joke ID#10101
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Submitted Bysalem33466
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1 Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

2 What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

3 What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?

An air bag.

4 Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

5 Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?

Because she got an F in sex.

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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 05, 2006

only number 5 was funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bananasisthisx Feb 06, 2006

yea only number 5

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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 07, 2006

They are pretty good!!

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