Fairy Tales


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Joke ID#10095
Funny (2.76)
Rating (1.37)
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Submitted Bysalem33466
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1 JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

2 MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

3 HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

4 HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

5 There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car!!




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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 05, 2006

WELL DONE !

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bananasisthisx Feb 05, 2006

hahahaaaahhhhaa

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Posted by shiny_and_new Feb 06, 2006

Extremely funny!!!

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Posted by shimmermaid Feb 06, 2006

Not very funny...

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