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Newf

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new Posted: 07:16AM Jun 10, 2004

Ok I'm getting tired of the other one so I thought lets try it this way. The rules are simple: provide a funny answer to the question posed by the player before you. Then, in that same post, make your own question which is easily answered funny.

Here we go:

Q: Why the bright green eyeshadow?
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puzzler

Posts: 70

new Posted: 08:02AM Jun 11, 2004

Because it helps camouflage me!


Why did you have to fart?
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Newf

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new Posted: 12:22PM Jun 11, 2004

Because I thought you would enjoy it.



Whys the sky blue?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 07:21AM Jun 14, 2004

It's not, maybe you should get your eyes checked.


What's a clock for?
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Newf

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new Posted: 08:49AM Jun 14, 2004

It lets us know when we've over slept.




Why do cats pounce?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 09:03AM Jun 15, 2004

Because they can.


Why is baseball named baseball?
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cyf360n

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new Posted: 01:47AM Jun 16, 2004

because you stink





Why are you happy?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 08:46AM Jun 16, 2004

Because the Lakers lost


What is all over your shoes?
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Newf

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new Posted: 02:40PM Jun 16, 2004

Green Slime



Why are you crying?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 07:49AM Jun 17, 2004

Because I tripped over my shadow three times today.


Why did your parents name you No?
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Newf

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new Posted: 02:41PM Jun 18, 2004

I'm not really sure, but I have noticed a lot of my friends have the same name



Why are you singing "Mama He's Crazy"
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cyf360n

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new Posted: 11:24PM Jun 19, 2004

Because My dad is crazy!





how many stars are there?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 07:10AM Jun 21, 2004

Let me count...1,2,3..whoops lost count...1,2,3.....whoops lost count....1,2,3,4....whoops lost count.......


How many Pepsi's come in a 12 pack?
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cyf360n

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new Posted: 07:26PM Jun 21, 2004

hmmmm..... 1+ 2 = 3! 3 cans!






How many alphabets are there in the antartican language?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 08:32AM Jun 22, 2004

The same as the number of stars that there are silly.


Why does water fall from the sky?
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cyf360n

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new Posted: 06:22PM Jun 23, 2004

ooopsss sorry! next time ill use the bathroom!





Is this tuna i'm eating or is it chicken? i know its tuna but it says chicken of the sea.
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puzzler

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new Posted: 07:22AM Jun 24, 2004

It's from this new cross breed from a tuna fish and a chicken...it's called a "chickuna".


What came first...the chicken or the tuna?
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Newf

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new Posted: 08:53AM Jun 26, 2004

The Chicken of course.




Why is there only 7 days in a week?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 08:31AM Jun 28, 2004

There are 7? I thought there were only 6.


What's that wonderful smell?
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cyf360n

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new Posted: 11:09PM Jun 30, 2004

Sorry! Next time Ill use the bathroom



how do u get the chocolate inside an M&M?
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