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I Desperately Need Help

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StevanHogg

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new Posted: 08:32PM Nov 21, 2004

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? :?
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puzzler

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new Posted: 08:39AM Nov 30, 2004

Oh...my....goodness. I thought this was really some icky romance story and was wondering why in the world it was in the funny stories. I was about to move it to general discussion

Very funny...I think you should just let it rust. I think cars look good full of rust. Just don't ever wash it because then it will fall apart!
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demonic_spirit

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new Posted: 12:36AM Apr 6, 2005

What the-??!!! :shock:

Man, that was too damn funny!
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swimgeek101

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new Posted: 10:47AM Apr 10, 2005

Ha! That's GOOD! Hahahaha. man. TOO funny .

ROTFLMAO!
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bigSWAFF_69_

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new Posted: 03:52PM Jun 1, 2005

i personally think u should post that as a joke
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iamaredneckgurl0

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new Posted: 02:09PM Jun 17, 2005

hahaha that was a good one! about the girlfriend, while she is in the shower or doing something, look at her cell phone and see if there are any guys!
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beecool

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new Posted: 12:56PM Jun 26, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE GIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLE SMILE i liked that one and i agree with bigSWAFF_69_ - u should post it as a joke. about the rust - try to fix it yourself.
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imlaughin

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new Posted: 11:15AM Sep 10, 2005

i agree with bigSWAFF_69_ post this as a joke!
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seandidy

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new Posted: 06:29PM Sep 28, 2005

When will people just learn to leave it alone and let it
rust :?:
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enderofgames

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new Posted: 08:59AM May 5, 2006

NEVER let a car rust, it puts holes into the vehicle, and during the winter, you'll freeze. And on dirt roads, you'll get it full with dirt. It's the worst experience you'll have, especially when you live up here.

---This message was edited on 08:29PM Oct 18, 2007---
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hubluza

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new Posted: 01:23PM Jun 26, 2006

it is a joke on wocka already
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