MORE MORE EVEN MORE FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!!


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Joke ID#996
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bysnowmachine88
Corrected By newf
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THE SEQUELS CONTINUE
(these are all by me by the way)

"Hmm... Let's go for the gusto today!"

"Here's my ticket to fame, fortune, and Ripley's Beleive it or Not!"

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

"Gotta match?"

"Now, why in the name of God's green Earth did I do that?!"

"We'll just mix these two together and that should...!"

"No honey, there's no one in your closet. Now go to sleep. Quit crying. Here, I'll look just to make sure."

"It's the red wire, right? The blue wire? There is no blue wire. The black one then? You're so wishy-washy. Here I'll just cut them both!"

"Wow. A real dud grenade! Can I pick it up?"

"Hey what's with the mask! I'm just visiting the hospital! Zzzzzzzzz..."

"Sister Loretta, I'm telling you, I DID NOT TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN. Geez! That's the biggest ruler I've ever seen!"

"Don't move. DONT'T MOVE! Ah! To hell with it I'm runnin'!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Were friends, right? Then put down the flame thrower. I said: put down the flamethrower! What do you mean by "Good idea, I'll use my pistol instead"?!!!"

And finally...




















AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Whew. That was close............?.... OOHHHH MY LORD!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT??? WHAT IN THE HELL...... IS THAT??? WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM??? Wait a minute... Wait a minute....








OH SHIT!!!!!




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Posted by ballerina2293 Dec 17, 2005

You've done it again....i especially liked the flamethrower one...

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