Famous Last Words AGAIN (i Love These!)

Joke ID#994
Funny (1.9)
Rating (1.02)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Bysnowmachine88
Corrected By silly_goose
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"One sec, I've got to go the bathroom!"


"It doesn't hurt... that... bad..."

"This stuff works just as well!"

"It looks like it's coming right towards us!"

"Here, let me handle this, forget the cops!"

"I read this in a 'how-to' magazine once."

"No I'm not a skydiver, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night."

"Proper equipment is for rich people."

"I don't know. Let's find out!"

"I did it in a video game last night."

"Did you hear that? Sounded like something big. Where's that flashlight?"

And finally...

"OH SHIT!!!!"

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