Comebacks


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Joke ID#9927
Funny (2.84)
Rating (1.44)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Byflirtygirly
Corrected By boodler
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Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?


Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together.




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Posted by sillygoose22 Feb 01, 2006

Love it! I will definitely be using those one day!

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Posted by NerdLover Mar 11, 2006

i love this one! great job!!! definitley gonna be using those...

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Posted by honey_11 Apr 20, 2006

me 2! i love it...goin to my faves

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Posted by Strogg_man May 25, 2006

i've heard those jokes before but never with the comeback. Those are awsome dude!

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 21, 2006

ouch!

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Posted by angel_girl Nov 07, 2008

Awesome. Those are reeeeeeeeally clever. ;)

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