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Joke ID#9841
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CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bysalem33466
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

Why did the blonde die in the helecopter crash?

She got cold so she turned off the fan!

How did the blonde die ice fishing?

She got ran over by the zamboni machine!
( Zambonis make the ice on skating rinks)

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree!

A blonde was taking a walk outside when a bird flew over her in the sky. When it suddenly dropped a load on her. What did she say?

Good thing my mouth was open or it would've hit me in the face!




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Posted by Sybyl Jan 28, 2006

This joke is one of the most funniest blonde jokes I have ever seen!

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