3 Viagra Pills

Joke ID#9815
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A guy goes to his doctor and says,
"Doc, I have a problem."

"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday."

"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says, "You have a deal Doc."

Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, "What happened"?

The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"

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Posted by fauck Feb 03, 2006

dont understand. can someone explain?

Comment score: 5  

Posted by fauck Feb 06, 2006

what do you mean 'i don't know'? i don't get you at all...

Comment score: 5  

Posted by fauck Feb 07, 2006

huh? is the joke means i don't know. what do you mean the jokes means i don't know. i don't get that. i am not rude.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by iglo1234 Mar 07, 2006

3 viagra pills can get you sick And hes a loner

Comment score: 6  

Posted by salem33466 Mar 24, 2006

Oh! So it means that he jacked off!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by fauck Mar 25, 2006

ok i get it now thanks

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mikeyman110 Apr 09, 2006

how long did the guy whack off?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by girliepie Aug 13, 2006

he had to do it straight for 3 days! Viagra makes it hard, and if it stays like that for 3 days and nothing happens, it hurts men down there. He had to play with himself or else his thingy would hurt real bad.

Comment score: 1  

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