Twenty Dollars


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Joke ID#9786
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CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byenderofgames
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"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"




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Posted by shiny_and_new Jan 25, 2006

Clever kid!

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