How Fast?


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Joke ID#9672
Funny (2.72)
Rating (0.43)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By Misty
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Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.

The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"

The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast? My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"




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Posted by Misty Feb 07, 2006

very cute

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