HORSE RACE


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Joke ID#9625
Funny (2.59)
Rating (2.49)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted ByKebron
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HORSE RACE Line up:

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is moving in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:
Merry Cherry pops under the strain. Bare Belly is making a final push. Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up..
And Clean Sheets never had a chance.



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Posted by brain_dead Jan 16, 2006

now that's funny

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Posted by shiny_and_new Jan 20, 2006

Very cleverly done!

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Posted by celanba Feb 20, 2006

Okay, I'm disturbed.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by jessica112 Mar 12, 2006

a little disturbing but still funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by qwerty123 Mar 14, 2006

I like it!

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 15, 2006

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 21, 2006

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