Autopsy


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Joke ID#9624
Funny (3.04)
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CategoryMedical  
Submitted ByKebron
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An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

"Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?"



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Posted by schatzy228 Jan 19, 2006

not finger lickin good, but funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by GEMINI24 Jan 29, 2006

GREAT JOKE. LOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bballrox2123 Apr 09, 2006

that was awesome!!!!!!!!! going to my favs!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by reptilegirl Apr 21, 2006

That was totally wild. Thanx for the laugh

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Strogg_man May 24, 2006

now THAT was cool

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kayt101 May 28, 2006

Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!S funny! lol!!

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Posted by bonnieshad Nov 19, 2006

OMG!! THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!

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