Horse Rancher


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Joke ID#9623
Funny (2.49)
Rating (2.33)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted ByKebron
Corrected By boodler
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A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?" The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nith mouf, can I thee her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrathe that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?



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Posted by violasrule Jan 19, 2006

Watz a thwat

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Posted by taran083 Jan 20, 2006

he meant to say "Can i see her trot?" Twat is american slang for female genitalia.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by evil996 Sep 12, 2011

must be Elmer Fudd

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