A Leprechaun


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Joke ID#9601
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CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byansh93
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A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," the boy said. He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent home and his mom asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent to his room and his dad came in and asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands!"
"Look, Dad. You scared the crap out of him."




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Posted by schatzy228 Jan 15, 2006

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Posted by Sybyl Jan 29, 2006

That is to funny!

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 15, 2006

thats not funny but rather gross.

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