Old Age, Cowboy Style

Joke ID#9473
Funny (3.13)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By boodler
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A cowboy has lived to an extremely old age, and one day his grandson asked him to what he attributes his long life.
"Well, you know that every morning, I have a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast," says the old timer. His grandson nods. "Before I eat it, I sprinkle a little gunpowder on it, every day," The ancient cowpoke adds. The grandson decides to follow his grandfather's breakfast regimen, and each morning of his life, he has oatmeal with gunpowder sprinkled on it.
Sure enough, the grandson lives to the ripe old age of 97, and when he died, he left seven children, twenty one grandchildren, eighteen great-grandchildren, and a fifteen foot hole in the side of the crematorium.

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Posted by zemoxian Jan 09, 2006

If I weren't at work, that would have been a huge belly laugh!

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Jan 11, 2006


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Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 25, 2006

I don't get it!!

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Posted by Battery Jul 16, 2006

the crematorium is where you burn the dead body and bury the ashes. Because he had the gunpowder in him there was a huge explosion Great joke!

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