Vending Machine

Joke ID#945
Funny (2.06)
Rating (0.84)
Submitted Byrose_rox
Corrected By markmonnin
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A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out. The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient. "Excuse me, can I just get a drink, THEN you can continue whatever you're doing???" "No way!" exclaimed the blonde. "I'm not giving up this machine when I'm winning!"

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Posted by datra16 May 16, 2003

rose you should be more careful to check for duplicates

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Posted by cyf360n Oct 09, 2003

At least roserox has more good jokes than you Brent!

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