How to Torture Your Teacher

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Submitted Byballerina2293
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1. Only raise your hand when you want to sharpen your pencil or go to the bathroom. Repeat every ten minutes.

2. Never raise your hand when you want to answer a question; instead, yell, "Ooooh! Oooh! Oooh!" and then, when the teacher calls on you, say, "I forgot what I was going to say."

3. Lean your chair back, take off your shoes, and put your feet up on your desk. Act surprised when the teacher puts all four legs of your chair back on the floor.

4. Drop the eraser end of your pencil on your desk. See how high it will bounce.

5. Drop your books on the floor. See how loud a noise you can make.

6. Hum. Get all your friends to join in.

7. Hold your nose, make a face, and say, "P.U.!" Fan the air away from your face and point to the kid in the front of you.

8. On the last day of school, lead your classmates in chanting:
"No more pencils!
No more books!
No more teachers'
dirty looks!"

9. Then on your way out the door, tell the teacher, "Bet you're looking forward to summer vacation this year. But I'll sure miss you. You're the best teacher I've ever had!"

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Posted by flirtygirly Jan 05, 2006

I'll keep that in mind #8

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Posted by brain_dead Jan 05, 2006

love it but #7 is rude

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Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 07, 2006

I liked #2!

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Jan 10, 2006

lol. i should try that but hten id get in too much trouble

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Posted by WyndRyder76 Jan 15, 2006

Lol, I've done #4 a couple of times, when I was younger though.

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Feb 28, 2006

i still do #4

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