Death of an Elephant

Joke ID#9406
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An ant and an elephant got married. After they had sex, the elephant had a heart attack and died. "Crap," the ant said. "Five minutes of passion and now the rest of my life digging a grave."

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Posted by stacyana Jan 04, 2006

How can an elephant and an ant have sex. that was a good joke.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by sillygoose22 Jan 31, 2006

I dont want to know how........

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Posted by sybyl Feb 08, 2006

I don' think I want to know either

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Feb 11, 2006

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