President's Puzzle

Joke ID#94
Funny (2.17)
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Bysomething
Corrected By boodler
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Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" the Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" the President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

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