Certification....


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Joke ID#9320
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CategoryLightbulb  
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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.




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Posted by brain_dead Dec 30, 2005

burn against men

Comment score: 4  

Posted by sccrclssc5 Dec 31, 2005

Sorry, if I offended you,but that wasn't my original intention. That actually did happen to one of my friends once, so I decided to use it as a joke. Once again, sorry if i offended anyone.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by chocoholic471 Jan 01, 2006

its good. that shouldn't offend ne 1. i mean its not an insult at all

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sccrclssc5 Jan 01, 2006

Thanks!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by bananasisthisx Jan 02, 2006

yea alot of jokes on here r racist against women and i hate it so men should get it bac!!!! nah, jk!! very funny tho!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sccrclssc5 Jan 03, 2006

yeah! lol.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by hubluza Jul 10, 2006

SHUT UP if there was a war men vs women men would win cuz women would kill themsevles with grenades

Comment score: -1  

Posted by sccrclssc5 Jul 10, 2006

Actually, if there was a war between men and women, the men would lose cause you were on their side. But anyways...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 26, 2006

OH, burn!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bonnieshad Nov 21, 2006

burn!!! good one!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mth_lvr Oct 08, 2008

ACTUALLY,woman would win(sadly,i'm male)men use 100% of their capability and women do too,but women have more of the capability.On the other hand,women probably don't know how to reload a machine gun.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by sccrclssc5 Oct 12, 2008

Sorry, but I must disagree with you on that.

Comment score: 1  

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