Bungee Jumping


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Joke ID#926
Funny (3.06)
Rating (0.93)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By kellyc_12_2004
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2 guys decide to go down to Mexico and start a bungee jumping business. So they go down to Mexico and start setting up the equipment on a bridge while a curious crowd gathers at the bottom of the bridge and watches. Once the equipment is set up one of the friends decides to test out the stuff. So he sets off and as he bounces back up the first time he comes up with a bloody lip. The second time he bounced back up he had a black eye and a gash on his face to go along with the bloody lip. The other friend tried to catch him but missed. The third time he came back up his face was swollen on the right side and he had blood all over his face. The friend finally caught the other man and tried to tend to the wounds. He asks the friend if the cord was too long.
The friend replies, "No...Cord....fine...."
The first friend cries out, "Well what the hell happened down there??"
The second friends slowly replies, "What...the....hell.... is a...pinata?"




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Posted by Monique114 Dec 31, 2003

Great joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by books_i_luv Feb 26, 2005

hahaha

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 25, 2006

Huh?! I don't get it.

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Posted by Battery Jul 25, 2006

a pinata is the big paper mache thing at party normally filled with sweets . They thought he was a pinata so they hit him

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 25, 2006

thanx.

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