Comebacks!


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Joke ID#9257
Funny (1.95)
Rating (0.64)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Byswordoffury1392
Corrected By kebron
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- You're so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death!

- You're so big, you play pool with the planets!

- You're so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, "TAXI!"

- You're so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everybody!

- You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents.

- You're so stupid, the three stooges use you as an inspiration!




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Posted by ntush Dec 27, 2005

Smacking the parents....that is so funny & scary because there are plenty that need it!!!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by imlaughin Dec 28, 2005

~::I like the last one, good job!!::~

Comment score: 3  

Posted by brain_dead Jan 01, 2006

love them but i personally think they would be better as yo momma jokes. but that is just me

Comment score: 2  

Posted by tinsel Jan 02, 2006

Tose were funny! I liked them all!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by short_brunette Jan 04, 2006

That isi soooo funny! I'll remember them when the next time someone makes fun of me.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by sunnyday311 Jan 29, 2006

The first one is my favorite! Good work.

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Posted by benjam Mar 09, 2006

I needed that!!! This kid in my class is as fat as a... Well, lets just leave it at that.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cats_or_dogs Jun 08, 2006

u should use these as yo momma jokes!!

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