Jesus and the Stone

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Jesus sees a woman being assaulted by an angry crowd and steps in front of her and says, "let he who hath no sin cast the first stone."
From the crowd comes a rock flying at the woman. Jesus looks over and says, "Damn it mother, sometimes you really piss me off."

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Dec 22, 2005


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Posted by zemoxian Dec 23, 2005

Jesus's mother was without sin, so she was the only other person in the world who could throw the stone, besides Jesus. However, that contradicted the point he was trying to make at the time.

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Posted by fauck Mar 26, 2006

what does this mean??

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Posted by fauck Apr 23, 2006

what does this mean??

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