Joke ID#9103
Funny (2.29)
Rating (2.31)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byjho82
Corrected By chocoholic471
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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.

Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 19, 2005

Why is this joke under children? Funny though.

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 20, 2005

yes very funny

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Posted by Sarah5225766 Dec 23, 2005

ahahaha. that's funny. wrong but funny

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Posted by Love10394 Dec 28, 2005


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