Birth Control


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Joke ID#9081
Funny (3.14)
Rating (1.42)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByKebron
Corrected By boodler
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A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 18 year old granddaughter drinks; believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"




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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 29, 2005

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS 18??

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