Joke ID#906
Funny (3.08)
Rating (1.29)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By anchmike
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A 90 year old man is having a checkup at his doctors office. The old man is chatty that day and starts to brag about his life. He boasts about his 20 year old wife who is having a baby because he got her knocked up. He claims it's an amazing feat considering his old age. The doctor listening to this very intently says, "Well, this reminds me of a story. Let me tell you about it."

"I know this man who is a hunter who goes bear hunting every single season. One day during hunting season the man is in such a rush to get out into the woods he grabs an umbrella instead of his shotgun. Anyway, he was out in the woods and he comes across a ferocious grizzly who is very mad. Horrified he raises his umbrella and points it at the bear trying to scare it away. He closes his eyes and squeezes the handle tightly. Then BOOM! the bear drops dead from a gunshot wound to the head."

The old man replies, "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear."

The doctor replies, "Exactly..."

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Posted by buttons Sep 30, 2005

This is sooo funny. Had me laughing out loud!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by seandidy Oct 22, 2005

This in my favs now.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by SamanthaGold Jan 06, 2006

i dont get it- can some1 explain?

Comment score: 0  

Posted by sillygoose22 Feb 01, 2006

samanthagold: the doctor was trying to tell the 90 year old man his wife was cheating on him and shes carrying someone elses baby. nice joke btw drunky!

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Posted by mth_lvr Jan 14, 2009

but how does the story and "exactly..." fit together to make the fact that his wife was cheating? tell me that and i will comment and rate all you videos

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Fathead Aug 20, 2011

mth_lvr: An umbrella cannot shoot and that 90-year-old could not impregnate.

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