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Joke ID#8906
Funny (1.52)
Rating (0.73)
Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By kebron
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1) Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
She Missed!

2) What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

3) Why doesn't a blonde drive a BMW?
Because she can't spell it!

4) How is a blonde the same as a bottle?
Thier both empty from the neck up!

5) Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed!

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Posted by schatzy228 Jan 08, 2006

gave it a 2 for the 2 new ones i hadn't heard before

Comment score: -1  

Posted by undercover_joker May 03, 2006

pretty good but the bmw one should be the other way around it would make more sense because, if not that would mean she would drive another car harder to spell.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by marigold May 17, 2006

GOOD JOB! I've never heard #2 before!

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