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Joke ID#8905
Funny (1.53)
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Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By enderofgames
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1) How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns it!

2) How does a blonde kill a bird?

She throws it off a cliff!

3) How does a blonde lose 5 pounds?

She takes off her make up!

4) Why does a blonde wash her hair in the sink?

Because thats where you wash vegetables!

5) What did the blonde think of her new computer?

She couldn't get channel 9!

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Posted by aaronbd Jan 29, 2006

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