Newlyweds


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Joke ID#8785
Funny (1.99)
Rating (2.47)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNYG7154
Corrected By tsurt
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There was once an extremely wealthy woman who had reached the age of "over 50" without ever having a boyfriend, let alone a date or sex. She determined to catch up with the rest of the world and set her lawyer & accountants to find her the perfect man to share her life & money.

Her requirements were: he must be handsome, intelligent, athletic and above all he must be a virgin.

The lawyer & accountants started a world-wide search to fulfill her request, and after almost a year found the perfect candidate in the wilds of Australia. He was everything their client wanted and had never even seen a woman.

After much convincing, the groom was put on a jet to meet the bride. It was love at first sight for the woman & the nuptials took place almost immediately.

The bride shyly removed to the bathroom after excusing herself to her new husband. When she returned to the bedroom a few minutes later, she found him naked in the center of the room with all the furniture pushed back against the walls.

When she inquired the groom stated: " I don't know squat about women, but if they're anything like kangaroos.....we're going to need all the room we can get."



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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Nov 26, 2005

y all caps???

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Posted by NYG7154 Nov 27, 2005

I DO THIS AT WORK, HAVE TO WORK IN ALL CAPS TO CATCH MISTAKES, SORRY

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