Perfect Couple

Joke ID#8734
Funny (2.41)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bylinkofhyrule
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The perfect man and the perfect woman got married, had a perfect honeymoon, and got a perfect car. One day, they were driving along and Santa Claus was on the side of the road. His sleigh had broken down, and he needed a ride to the next town. The perfect couple were nice, and let him hitch a ride.

Well, they were driving along when they crashed into a tree. Only one of them lived. Who? The perfect woman. Why? There is no such thing as Santa Claus, and God knows that there isn't any such thing as a perfect man! ;)

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Posted by me310 Dec 07, 2005

true true and its really funny and going to the faves.

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